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Begins here first account of operative me, agent number 67, on arrival Midwestern American airport greater 
area. Flight . Date .
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Begins here second account of operative me, agent number 67, on arrival retail product distribution facility of city. Outlet number . Date .
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Begins here third account of operative me, agent number 67, on arrival religion propaganda distribution outlet of city. Outpost community Date .
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Begins here fourth account of operative me, agent number 67, seated among sleeping vault of host sister. Domestic structure Cedar. Suburb community . Date .
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Begins here fifth account of operative me, agent number 67 recall training session day . Operative preparation laboratory . Home nation . Dated back many year.
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Begins here sixth account of operative me, agent number 67, attending initial today structured compulsory education session. Public education institution Middle level. Homeroom Dated current now.
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Begins here seventh account of operative me, agent number 67, seated among sleeping chamber of host sister. Domestic structure Cedar. Suburb community . Date .
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Begins here eighth account of operative me, agent number 67, attending student mating ritual located darkened sports arena of education facility. Night of today. Ritual song perform .
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Begins here ninth account of operative me, agent number 67, regaining host residence subsequent attending student mating ritual. Return via public transport bus route . Transfer route . Walk final segment to follow public byway .
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Begins here tenth account of operative me, agent number 67, recall former practice offensive attack exercise . Battle gallery . Headquarters . Combat rehearsal dated back many year. For official record, repeat recounting here formative history of operative me.
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Begins here eleventh account of operative me, agent number 67, attending this today structured compulsory education session. Participate combat among student public education institution . Forced battle to list English alphabet letters which comprise typical vocabulary word. Spelling war staged auditorium . Dated current now.
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Begins here twelfth account of operative me, agent number 67, on arrival religion propaganda distribution outlet of city . Outpost community . Date . For official record, devil Tony repeat in absent.
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Begins here thirteenth account of operative me, agent number 67, on council chamber floor, Model United Nation, conducted suburb of city . General assembly session . Date
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Begins here fourteenth account of operative me, agent number 67, recalling former marched parade event in celebration . Reviewed by supreme high commandant . Assembled military force combined infantry and artillery home nation . Occurrence parade dated back many year. For official record, repeat recounting here formative history of operative me.
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Begins here fifteenth account of operative me, agent number 67, seated subterranean chamber designated purpose family Cedar observe television viewing appliance. Subdivided community residences border major metropolitan area . Date . Recumbent aboard large upholstered bench crowded many cushions, accompanied host pig dog brother so analyze documentary video recorded during resolution Model United Nations. Evade numerous telephone contacts American television network program .
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Begins here sixteenth account of operative me, agent number 67, seated aboard public mass transportation routed . Transferred of route . Transferred of route line . Originating transportation route .
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Begins here seventeenth account of operative me, agent number 67, on arrival religion propaganda distribution outlet city Sabbath Denomination For official record, initial public appearance this agent since Model United Nation debacle.
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Begins here eighteenth account of operative me, agent number 67, recall most bad event occurring formative year Familial tragedy much documented history bureau Communicated to this agent via gentle wisdom top nurturing warden of district Occurrence tragedy dated back many year since infanthood this agent.
For official record, repeat recounting here early childhood history of operative me. For reinforce early important training of this agent.
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Begins here nineteenth account of operative me, agent number 67, on arrival retail product distribution facility of city Outlet number Date For official record, no yet legal adopted so become full member host family Cedar. Making all effort resist absorption into American cult of the individual, traditional method entrenched oligarchy so maintain own power: Fracture citizen isolated into different religion, different race, different family. Label as rich culture diversity. Cleave as unique until each citizen stand alone. Until each vote invested no value. Single citizen celebrated as specialЧin actual, remaining no power.
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Begins here twentieth account of operative me, agent number 67, most recent exited public mass transportation routed Deposited industrial park Made lengthy parade so arrive private facility performing research contracted United States federal department of Specific purpose to abscond taking top security samples
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Begins here twenty-first account of operative me, agent number 67, on revisit religion propaganda distribution outlet of city Exterior worship shrine menaced simmering horde media jackal for printed journal In attendance, multiple parasite representing crowded whorehouse of cable distributed television outlet Additional under siege by loitering vultures radio network
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Begins here twenty-second account of operative me, agent number 67, recall most bad event occurring formative year Occurrence familial tragedy related terrorist assassination dated Massacre innocent citizens municipal area
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Begins here twenty-third account of operative me, agent number 67, attending compulsory education session public institution Class period Physical education conducted instructor Coach For official record, American education rituals especial efficient at task segregation youth of superior intellect removed from youth gifted superior physical prowess. Best example, ritual label as Уdodgeball.Ф Therein all peer males engage mock battle under witness fertile peer females.
Commencement of ritual, physical superior males select best combatants for accompany into battle, thus ranking all from most-best to least desirable for reproduction during females note close attention. Next then, divided males engage violent assault upon each opposite army, battering with inflated bladders latex rubber.
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Begins here twenty-fourth account operative me, agent number 67, seated surrounding meal table host family Cedar. American holiday food of Thanksgiving. Present: vast cow father, pig dog brother, chicken mother, cat sister host family all hands linked so create fence surrounding bounty food table. Recite religious incantation Express gratitude such bounty slaughtered enemy citizens of Nation boast celebration vanquish aboriginal North American peoples
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Begins here twenty-fifth account of operative me, agent number 67, recalling covert training of past formative year This today, acquire stealth battle philosophy espoused top esteemed field marshal Explained secret espionage purpose of operative genitals, all agents, advancing world power of homeland
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Begins here twenty-sixth account of operative me, agent number 67, attending alive living torture Junior Swing Choir. Have initiated construction weapon of mass destruction Crafting success recent foray for obtain deadly neurotoxin Effective dispersal method For official record, current now, ape mimic joyous facial expression fellow student during bellow propaganda lyrics. All lauding agrarian United State deemed Oklahoma, primitive environment employing equine labor for drag wheeled conveyance despoiled with superfluous decorative fringe.
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Begins here twenty-seventh account of operative me, agent number 67, repeat attending student mating ritual located darkened sports arena of education facility. Night of today Subjected onslaught of high-sucrose song lyric, musical corn syrup, repetitive sentiments, timed tempo mimicking quickened intercourse during moments prior to erect penis spewing seed. Alternately, more slower music permit prolonged engagement foreplay whereby pubescent males abrade females utilizing erect phalli.
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Begins here twenty-eighth account of operative me, agent number 67, on covert mission, foray for visit religion propaganda distribution outlet of city Purpose test effect neurotoxin This today no Sabbath. Fatal toxin intended victim test subject
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Begins here twenty-ninth account of operative me, agent number 67, competing first-round preliminaries National Science Fair, regional chapter of state Top important priority: project operative me judged most best, deemed worthy progress next succeeding level science fair located metropolitan area Allow this agent detonate righteous vengeance accompanied along operative Tanek, Magda, Chernok, Ling, all agent, on behalf glorious homeland Science fair competition consist judges, top esteemed academic scholar, respected instructor, tour amongst project, stop so listen during each young entrant describe. Each judge frequent consult wristwatch.
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Begins here thirtieth account of operative me, agent number 67, upon return religion propaganda distribution outlet of city Seated among throng many citizen, vacuous lazy multitude citizen state Philosophically lax, morally despicable, culturally exhausted membership congregation religious community On occasion disposal cadaver devil Tony for nourish soil denizens.
Snake nest. American den of evil. Hive of corruption.
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Begins here thirty-first account of operative me, agent number 67, recall training session. On passed occasion practice physical education, ministry of health, city Conducting resistance training Romanian dead lifts, Bulgarian split squats, overhead press. Under observation, direct report revered director master health administrator
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Begins here thirty-second account of operative me, agent number 67, seated amid sleeping vault of host sister. This today, following daily instruction High School. During host mother sojourn so interrogate confined host father at Federal Building. During host brother engaged practice sport This today, no happy tiny tremble shiver house. No happiness missile craft shiver within liquid depths host mother basement. No battery shaking own innards. For official record, residence host family Cedar vacant but for stealth cat sister and this agent.
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Begins here thirty-third account of operative me, agent number 67, upon foray retail outlet Wal-Mart for purchase provisions National Science Fair. Fresh inner pants, paste of teeth, hair comb, supplies required purpose of travel airplane flight Journey so housed corrupt luxury hotel Hatch wide distribution deadly neurotoxin instant kill American millions, likely in addition Tibor, Mang, Ling, all fellow operativeЧincluding operative me. Likely additional martyr Magda, burdened with fetus. Accomplish lifetime mission Operation Havoc.
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Begins here thirty-fourth account of operative me, agent number 67, on departure Midwestern American airport greater area. Flight Date Destination competition finals National Science Fair, located city of Washington, District of Columbia, national seat most hated American nation.
For purpose execute climax Operation Havoc.
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Begins here, today of this agentТs noble demise.
For official record, squander final dawn housed luxury hotel Observe television viewing appliance, program Witness American president speak small announcement, likely by night of today president in addition deceased. Millions deceased. Careful hands operative me pack final preparation, steel metal canister approximate size can for refuse. In actual, formerly galvanized can housing garbage. Stenciled encircling exterior can, English letter words: УPeace Machine.Ф Executed utilizing Day-Glo pink-color paint. Garnished many depictions daisy plant, singing bluebird trilling musical note. Decorated plethora arched rainbow. Scripted more-small letters, labeled УPath to Permanent Global Peace.Ф
Invention so eradicate every strife within single generation humanity. Craft world happy sunshine peace. Beneficent lovely flower peace.
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Begins here thirty-sixth account of operative me, agent number 67, recalling former practice American language studies. Classroom warren deep interior building. Capital city of best top glorious homeland . Begins here thirty-sixth account of operative me, agent number 67, recalling former practice American language studies. Classroom warren deep interior building. Capital city of best top glorious homeland . For official record, repeat recounting here formative history of operative me.
For reinforce early lesson training of operative me.
